Newspeak Programming Language

After my post the other day, I happened upon the website for the Newspeak programming language. I was previously unaware of it, and it was a bit eerie to find it so soon after posting. I had a brief feeling as though we were just a hairsbreadth away from the totalitarian rule of Big Brother. But on further investigation, I found out that there is nothing to worry about. The Newspeak programming language featured on the site uses dynamic typing, and everyone who's read 1984 knows that the real Newspeak programming language will use static typing.